Saturday, November 24, 2007

Southland Tales


Last Saturday, against all prevailing logic, I went to see Richard Kelly's new 2.5 hour diasterpiece Southland Tales. Legend of its booing at Cannes had already soaked into my brain so, for the sake of full confession, I did not enter the theater expecting it to eclipse Donnie Darko in any way. "How bad could it be?" is the idea my friend and I were operating under.

Very bad. And I don't mean "strange", over the mainstream's head, outsider film, bad. I mean Axl Rose/Colonel Walter E. Kurtz-esque, narcissistic madman with way too much money sitting atop a throne made of human skulls and not enough people telling him no type of BAD. While the actual film, and Kelly's intentions, can be analyzed a thousand different ways, what I found myself preoccupied with most was that remaining, oh who knows, lets say 5% of people, who enjoyed, even adored, the film. I am going to go out on a limb and say the vast majority of these people are Donnie Darko fans (as was the one person I spoke to directly that felt this way).

Kelly goes to great pains to establish a relationship between Darko and Tales, and this is a clever insurance policy. Beyond the obvious overall themes of time travel, apocalypse, and a final chance at spiritual redemption from the hedonistic quicksand of modern living, actual Frank (the bunny from Darko) posters abound in the background, and T-Lake's music video sequence features him sexily taunting the camera while wearing a tee soaked in blood thats been dripped into the the infamous bunny ears silhouette. Wasn't aware Frank was a Killers fan! Its a wink to his size-able cult of fans; "There IS a secret message here folks, just keep looking". We want there to be meaning within the entertainment, and when you've invested so much adoration in someone's previous work, maybe its not too hard to piece together an imaginary satisfaction from the mess on the screen.

I remember having the same feeling after Radiohead released Kid A. While much of that record is certainly brilliant, the fact they had discounted even a ballpark approximation of what their audience expected of them, and their subsequent coming out of that experience on top and more respected then ever, meant that all future bets were off. Their next record could have been a toilet flushing for 72 minutes and that small percentage of die-hards would argue that critics were "not paying attention", that they "just don't get it".

Interestingly enough, I've since learned that many fans did not enjoy the director's cut Donnie Darko that came out 2 years ago. I never saw it, but apparently its jam packed with ornate explanations of the weird science that drives the movie, and squashes the mystery that makes the film so utterly unique and eventually moving. Heres to hoping for the right editing team for movie #3, due out sometime in 2015?

Saturday, November 17, 2007

Van Halen @Madison Square Garden, 11/13/07


I had been looking forward to this show for months. Make no mistake, despite the absence of the golden pipes and Jack Daniels-fueled pulse of Michael Anthony, this current incarnation of Van Halen does not disappoint, in fact, they are absolutely fucking transcendent. Honestly, its kind of hard to point out any highlights when the entire face melter-laden set has your synapses firing on ten for two and a half hours straight.

Though Eddie remained physically low key for most of the night, shredding beside his pedal board and occasionally swinging his hips to the beat, Dave more than made up for it by charming the audience with his Zeus-sized rock star persona, at once ridiculous, confounding, and totally love-able like only he can be. It was totally bizarre to see 16 year old Wolfgang Van Halen living out a fantasy I had when I was around his age. The "rooting for Wolfie" aspect of the tour seems to be paying off. His chops are certainly in order, and you can practically feel Eddie bursting with pride as they exchanged high fives on stage.

I heard 20,000 people scream the word "Panama" and it nearly brought me to tears. So what is it about this music that is so universally enjoyable, so longed for, so worth paying hundreds of dollars for? The energy, hooks, musicianship, the showmanship; they just do not seem to exist in the same way anymore, and we miss the actual music as much as we miss our old selves. If any new artist took this approach at this point it would seem silly, thus we must return to the source. Its that nostalgic connection that really makes the experience hit home for me. The pure teenage Americana. A dreamworld where frankenstein guitars scream pinch harmonics heavenward through a dozen Marshall stacks, drowning out the coming workday. Worth every goddamn penny.

Thursday, November 1, 2007

Goonies Rocks on Oregon Coast


"Don't you realize? The next time you see sky, it'll be over another town. The next time you take a test, it'll be in some other school. Our parents, they want the best of stuff for us. But right now, they got to do what's right for them. Because it's their time. Their time! Up there! Down here, it's our time. It's our time down here."

My Portland photos.